Jordache$Fitch Jeans All the Rage with Recovering Addicts!

Ronald Reagan Middleton loves the Jordache $Fitch Straight Leg Medium Density Tapereds™ with light bleach.

A source told us: “He used to work there, so he knows what’s what. He’ll probably wear those pants forever. When things got bad for him, he had to sell most of his pants to the Vintage Store on Pickett. Rumor has it there was a mini-riot when word got out that his pants were available.”

We can only imagine how this will effect the sales of J$F pants. We think RR looks dashing!


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