Ronald Reagan: Ten Days Clean!

Sources tell us, Ronald Reagan Middleton picked up a white key tag at his most recent 12 Step meeting. He told the group he had eight days clean, nine depending on if you count “getting high around 11 and then still kind of feeling it at 1 AM when [RR] passed out.” The catalyst of his decision to give sobriety “a legitimate shot” was running into his old girlfriend, Jacky, who was reportedly working on two months clean at the Glass Home in nearby Greensboro. Ronald Reagan Middleton was not available for comment.

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